October 7th 2014

IQ test : cover up

Another IQ test to see if I'm a budding genius or a few bones short of a skeleton!?!

Test two : Cover up

You'll need a responsible adult to get you a large towel/similar

• Your hooman should let you sniff the towel (mine missed this step out assuming I'm bright enough to spot them holding it)
• This next step requires you to fully trust your hooman as they are required to throw the towel over your head so you can't see them. Don't worry, it is NOT a trick, they are not out to get you! At least they shouldn't be out to get you - do not TRUST any other hooman to put ANYTHING over your head. That would be BAD news.
• Now throw your head down and shake that cloth off. Again speed is the key to success here, the faster the better!

Results

• You manage to get the towel off in under 5 seconds with not a hair out of place : PASS
• Help! It's gone dark in here ... wait a minute ... I can do this!!! : MUST TRY HARDER
• Towel? But I've not had a bath? What's going on here! Can someone get it off my head like now!!! : FAIL

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I'll be performing more tests in the coming days.
Why don't you join in and see if you are a genius!!!

October 6th 2014

Lou's Review

Halloween Special

Pets at Home Witchey Wands 50g

What are they?

Five bright orange munchy sticks with a rawhide strip twisted around them giving a spooky contrast, they are made from rice powder containing colours (obviously!)

 What were they like?

I was really excited about these and struggled to resist these while the pictures were being taken, I ate the first one with relish but afterwards the novelty began to wear off (even the next day)

I preferred the rawhide bit to the munchy chew bit.

Would you buy these again

Yes they were fun and something different

Price

£1.49

Begging Rating

4/5

This review is not sponsored

October 5th 2014

one man's rubbish

Licking peanut butter from the jar ... life just doesn't get better than this!

October 4th 2014

IQ test : Food under tin

Despite being able to read and write my intelligence quotient was being called into question by my hoomans.

So after using the computer to broggle™ a 'dog' IQ test (we think this is based on 'The Intelligence of dogs' by S Coren) the tests began.

Test One : Food under can

You'll need a hooman to collect some treats and a tin can

• Let your hooman show you a tasty treat (fresh chicken is good - sadly I got stale treats found at the back of the pantry)
• Resist temptation to snatch it out of their hand and watch as they place it deliberately under a tin can (ours previously contained custard!)
• Now here's the magic bit - that treat really IS under that can - dive straight in and nudge that can over - it is REALLY important you do this as quickly as possible (else they'll think you're dumb*)

Results

• You manage to knock that can over in under 5 seconds and swallow that treat in one gulp : PASS
• You know that treat is under the can but you take your time in getting it : MUST TRY HARDER
• Huh? Get the treat? What treat? : FAIL

 I'll be performing more tests in the coming days.
Why don't you join in and see if you are a genius!!!


 The idea for the IQ tests came from this blog
Be sure to take a sniff HERE!!!

*unless that is your cunning plan!?! 

October 3rd 2014

Fence in

October 2nd 2014

Lit up like a Christmas tree

A follow on from yesterday ...

Oh boy! I think I preferred the hat!!!

October 1st 2014

Woe Christmas Tree!!!

So I got an early Christmas pressie today from the world famous Hattie Mae!!!

... and if you've never heard of her where the hell have you been???

I mean she is more famous than Lassie, Scooby Doo and me all rolled up together!!!

She is a diva, a fashionista, the head honcho in the world of fashion.

So why oh why did she send me this 'oh so not so stylish' hat huh???

*looks innocent*

AND IT COMES WITH ANKLE SCRUNCHIES

Bah Humbug

xxx

Thank you Hattie Mae

xxx