March 28th 2013

 

Blaming Brody

 

 

 

So no dawg can be good all of the time.

 

We have to test the boundaries

(and I'm not talking edge-of-garden fences here!)

 

Push, pull ... and stretch those boundaries to their limits

 

Ignore those DO NOTS

(and make them into HOPE I GET AWAY WITH THISES instead)

 

And under the guidence of Brody

(and to make his hooman's feel not 'so alone')

I have learnt that not everything you chew on has to be food.

 

This is me chewing up plastic pegs I have borrowed from the wash basket
I also ADORE plastic bottle tops

 

Neither is particularly good for me

but that 'urge' is there

to

chew chew chew

 

(despite the antler/chew toys provided for me!)

 

N.B : MY hooman planted the unchewed pegs for this pic and I tried to steal away one of those too! And later, once all of those were STOLEN away from ME ... I stole a pen. Touche!!)

 

Bad Dogs RULE

 

Now can someone pass me the baby wipes, toy money, ear buds (Q Tips) et al