Prototype
Dear Reader!
I bring you exciting news!
I have been chosen to test out the 1Dog™
1Dog™ I hear you cry?
Well my friends, the 1Dog™ device is still in development, consisting of a transmitter that attaches to your back, a controller device and the all important recharger.
So what does the 1Dog™ do?
Well the concept is amazing!
It controls your hooman via radio waves transmitted at the press of a button.
Imagine being able to control your hooman's every move - every second of the day.
No longer will not having opposable thumbs be considered a hindrance.
A click of a button will send the hooman scuttling off to open a can of food for you
Or grab the leash and take you out for a walk
Or bake you up a batch of dog-friendly-chocolate-chip-cookies
The possibilities are endless!
Where can I buy one?
Unfortunately at this moment in time the 1Dog™ is not available for general sale
but the inventor Mr O'Lou hopes this will rectified in the near future
Watch this space!
You heard it here first!!
1Dog™
World Domination is only a paw press away
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